What is there about this post that sets the sceptic bone in my neck a-twitching?

Jackknife

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Deep, Ebony, Loaded...VIN 2124

DDM Supercharger #6 Stage II Intercooled
Magnaflow Dual Cat-back ... Valentine 1
FE3 sway bar ... Car. Cust. Rests and Pockets
Norm's Dual Rear Fascia ... Visor Decals
Walnut Burl Dash ... Dual Horns
Blacked-out Grills ... Debadged
Boost & A/F gauges ... KappaShield
DDM Pro-Beam and back brace

Listen to 'er why-ee-eye-ine..