Solstice Owners Creed
This is MY Solstice
There are many like it, but this one is MINE.
My Solstice is my best friend.
It is my life.
I must master it as I master my life.
My Solstice without me is useless.
Without my Solstice, I am useless.
I must drive my Solstice true.
I must drive straighter than any motorist, who is trying to kill me.
I must avoid him before he crashes into me.
My Solstice and myself know that what counts on the road
is not our 0-60 time, the noise of our exhaust, nor the smoke from our tires.
We know that it is the miles of driving pleasure that count.
We will drive for miles and miles.......
My Solstice is human, even as I, because it is my life.
Thus, I will learn it as a brother.
I will learn its weakness, its strength, its parts, its accessories,
its suspension, its stopping ability.
I will keep my Solstice clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.
I will ever protect it against the ravages of weather and damage.
We will become one with each other
Before god I swear this creed
My Solstice and myself are an engine of our economy.
We are the masters of our country's roads.
We are the facilitators of my happiness.
So be it, until there is no more gas