Every time I see a Miata, it looks like crap, the driver is squashed down and repressed and they look at my car with obvious envy in their eyes. This would be while I am blowing their doors off in passing. The only thing a Miata driver likes worse than seeing a Kappa passing him is 10 of them doing it LOL.
Miata's have become a joke. They are for old men to drive sedately so they can look cool while driving over to their mistresses abode.
Have you ever actually closed the door on a Miata? I mean its like putting the lid back on a can of beans. Talk about tinny.
And the tires. They have to keep them small so the car will not go too fast and shed parts due to wind resistance and vibration.
They have a gear finder instead of a gear shift.
They are fly by wire. Bailing wire!
To make them go faster they use 100 mile an hour tape. (duct tape to the rest of the world)
Miata's are so bad that on their forum they have a poll to decide if they are a sports car or not
View Poll Results: Do you think of your Miata (stock only please) as a sports car?
Yes 321 95.25%
No 16 4.75%
Voters: 337. You may not vote on this poll
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Rob the Elder
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