I kind of think the passenger one is too thin and cheap (forgive me dear beloved Pontiac) Hey! I know. We make a bottle that fits on the visor and has a rubbery straw that comes down a bit and all we have to do is put our mouth on it and take a drink. A side-ways fancy-pants visor cupholder.
I like the idea of a tough one with thick, rubbery plastic somewhere right between the legs by the seat lever. What about one that is attached right behind the headrest with a straw that fastens to your seat-belt with a clip (rubbery, of course) on the side and almost goes straight around to your mouth. No hands, no fuss. Just turn your head a bit to the left or right and drink.
I said these inventions first!

LOL I get the pattons. That's all I can think of right now.
Geez, people, have some humor........