[syjos]

Wow! ...Only in Seattle!!!.....
You will not believe what just happened...I walked into 7 - 11 to get a drink and as I walked up, I noticed 2 cops watching some guy who was smoking while pumping gas..
I saw him and thought: 1. This guy has no common sense & 2. Is he really that stupid w/cops right there, too?
Anyways, I went in and got my drink...as I was checking out, I heard screaming & looked outside..,the dude's arm was on fire!.He was swinging his arm and running around going crazy!
I ran outside and the cops had put him on the ground and were putting the fire out w/their coffees!..YES, THEIR COFFEES! Then, they handcuffed him & threw him in the back of the police car.
Being the nosy person that I am, I asked the cops: Why are you arresting him? The cop looked me dead in my eyes and said: FOR WAVING A FIREARM!!!

Sorry I never pass jokes around but I thought this was extra funny. I'll delete it if not welcome.

 

[Saveaux]

Gave me a smile!

 

[ECOBOOSTEC]

Gave me a smile!

Same here.

Bert

 

[chickenwire]

I thought the word "donut" was going to show up in there somewhere . . .

 

[JohnWR]

I thought the word "donut" was going to show up in there somewhere . . .

I believe that "donut" is implied whenever "cops" and "coffee" are used together in a sentence.

 

[syjos]

Hey watch it, I'm an ex cop.

I should go into a rant about those donut insults and post it on the forum like some members enjoy posting.

And ask for an apology and retraction.

But I can't.

I love donuts.

 

[chickenwire]

My father retired as a LT in the Michigan State Police.

Wasn't a big fan of donuts, however. lol